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It always sort of upset how much people in this fandom seem to misread Giyuu and Shinobu's relationship? Not in the sense that it "is or isn't romantic" but more so in the sense that Giyuu is a sensitive wittle baby and Shinobu is bullying him - I hate that read, it feels like a lot of people have just NEVER had actual friends in their entire lives - and more importantly I feel like it downplays the obvious fact that these two are really fucking tight.
I mean I could bring up the fact that Giyuu manages to match Shinobu's passive aggressive energy, Shinobu being the only person outside of Ubuyashiki who GETS Giyuu in any meaningful way (According to the Light Novels, which we can assume are canon. I mean hopefully, that's literally where half of the dynamics come from, BECAUSE THE MAIN SERIES SURE AS SHIT NEVER ESTABLISHED ANY OF THESE -), Giyuu having a clear reaction to her death in Infinity Castle, or even Shinobu knowing exactly what Giyuu means when he says "I'm not like you guys" and telling him to explain himself. But instead - I will raise another point!!!! It's clear that when these two banter there's a clear sense of Catharsis between them. Shinobu gets to drop the act and actually be herself, and Giyuu can loosen his shoulders and relax. I think them gnawing at each others throats during Mount Natagumo is a pretty clear example of their dynamic - even if it's more violent than it would usually be. It's very sibling coded if I had to put a nail on it? There's not really a sense of decorum between the two of them, it feels like at any moment either one of the two will throw a jab at the other. Maybe a "You're not reaching that, even on your toes." Or a "Ah, Your awful expression scared those kids away! For shame." And I think both of them appreciate that level of comfortability. If she was paired with anyone else during Natagumo, I don't think Shinobu would've been so biting? Like if it was Rengoku, Mitsuri, or even Sanemi? (Who I think she's also VERY close with, but in a completely different context to her relationship with Giyuu) I think she would've kept up the air of kindness, instead of jumping straight to "Nobody likes you, you fucking dork." But because it was her favorite Wet Cat of a man, she felt comfortable in being so crude. Even if Giyuu probably sat on that for a while for sure. He probably made direct eye contact with Tanjiro and went "Kamado likes me. . ." in his head. But ah, that's a part of the reason I view it as so sibling coded. I wish we got to see more of Shinobu and Giyuu's dynamic, we got a bit in Giyuu Gaiden, and some in the light novels, but it never felt substantial enough for me - and that's probably why so many people misread it so thoroughly, because the series doesn't really do a good enough job of establishing their sibling-like relationship and ribbing tendencies. Then again. . . Demon Slayer and not expanding on these fun and interesting characters in any meaningful way outside of the exact moment where they fucking DIE go pretty hand in hand.
#Demon Slayer#kny#kimestu no yaiba#Shinobu#Giyuu#kny giyuu#kny shinobu#Shinobu Kocho#Kocho Shinobu#Tomioka Giyuu#giyuu tomioka#They fuck with each other heavy#I remember seeing a fan comic a while ago that was like “Oh Giyuu totally noticed when Shinobu started micro dosing” and that was great#They would die for each other#And then they'd hit the other with a “I'll kill you if you die”
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oh yeah, they're seeing each other.
Pocahontas (1995)
#i am Suffering#''i WANT to see you'' ''i HAD to see you''#''WHEN will i see you'' ''NEVER AGAIN'' fuckign KILL ME#pocahontasedit#fyeahpocahontas#disneyedit#disneyfeverdaily#disney's pocahontas#disney pocahontas#disney john smith#pocahontas#john smith#pocahontas x john smith#pocajohn#pocahontas gif#disney gif#it's the way they both Freak The Fuck Out when they can't see each other#they both sulked for DAYS bc they were separated and they'd only known each other for a day#john was ready to die on that beach rather than go back to england and live like#that's the level of separation anxiety we're dealing with here.#queso*edit#queso*gif#excuse me can i get uhhhhhhh some color-quality consistency???????#pocahontas (1995)
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HOLD UP I GOT THINGS TO SAY-
plot twist: stan is an assassin/mafia boss who's target is killing darwin when really it's wendy pulling all the strings for personal reasons (idk what reasons, but they'd be valid) and he's forced to kill her to save the world. tragic ending, Stan saves the world but Wendy dies by his hand. OR
cartman (mafia boss leader) kills wendy to save the universe when stan finds out she was just a pawn in darwin's master plan and watches her die (could darwin and gregory have some sort of illegal drug chain or something?? with damien??? PIP???)
randy could also be involved due to his biochemistry knowledge (making mutations/mods to the drug and helping the boys sell it on the black market) PLUS HE FUCKING OWNS A weed farm and that becomes darwin's motive to marry wendy to get intel from stan as he and the rest of the core 5 (kyle, cartman, kenny and butters) are trying to bring down this empire of cross-state drug selling hubs before someone? maybe the president is killed by the drug. idk. someone of value.
little does stan know that his father is one of the main sellers and the one person he wasn't planning to be on his hitlist. he just had to get to the boss. darwin. that also fucks up stan bc not only does he find out that wendy was used as a decoy and a placeholder while darwin injects something into the president and cartman kills her without knowledge of her loyalty, but his dad nearly kills him to save his boss's business.
before all this, stan and wendy rekindle their relationship and she helps him get a slice of life back but they grow distant as he's trying to kill her husband but she has no god damn clue so she assumes it's bc he still can't take her seriously and they stop being friends...wendy gets a tad (extremely) pissed at stan and wants to ruin his life which darwin is like: okay perfect I'll turn his ex-gf on him and have her kill him, no blood on his hands, she goes to jail and darwin is victimized, leaving him with his chain still going with no trace. wendy just wanted some simple petty ass revenge like slashing his car tires but she gets wrapped into all of this and--
i'm so lost and overtired rn but i had to comment on this bc WOW the possibilities the ask was immaculate
it's late but i hope this h/c added a little. s p i c e if u will.
good night.
I kinda come up with an idea that Wendy's husband Darwin is actually a spy from an enemy country if I ever write a fic. He married her just to get intel from what she is working on or planning an attack. And obviously Stan has to stop him before he can harm her and his country. What do you think of this h/c?
I would absolutely love that. DUDE THATS ACTUALLY GOOD, WAAAAAAAAHHHHH
#otp: i cant do it alone#viv speaks#WHY DID I POP OFF ?@?#LIKE I AM UNHINGED.#i love angst can't u tell#OKAY BUT WHAT IF. OKAY HEAR ME OUT...WHAT IF WENDY DID KNOW DARWIN'S MOTIVE AND WANTED TO HELP HIM KILL STAN FOR REVENGE#BUT SHE CATCHES FEELINGS AND TURNS ON DARWIN AND SAVES THE PLANET WITH STAN-- SIKE !!!#SHE CATCHES FEELINGS AND HELPS STAN SAVE THE EARTH BUT SHE UNFORTUNATELY IS SHOT BY DARWIN LAST MINUTE#OR. OR. SHE GETS CAUGHT IN STAN/DARWIN'S CROSSFIRE TRYING TO PROTECT STAN#i'd simply kill myself#like why do i have such bomb ideas at 11 pm#WHERE WAS THIS EARLIER?/??? I NEEDED THIS FOR MY HW KNSDGNKGSNKLSGDNKLSDG#i hate having stan cry bc he's gone THRU IT#but i just wanna show how much he loves her and how much she loves him#they'd fucking die for each other#but realize too late#and they lose each other forever#ugh my mind ate here#should i want a happy ending? yes bc my babies deserve the world and pure happiness#BUT NAH APPARENTLY VERA WANTS PAIN#i'm cracked ur honour#wendy's internal conflict w darwin and stan would fuck her up but once darwin has used her enough he divorces her no question#BC WHAT IF THEY WERE AN ARRANGED MARRAGE BY HIS DAD OR GRANDPA OR SOMETHING AND THEY KNEW SHE WAS THE KEY TO SAVING THEIR LITTLE INDUSTRY#BC OBVI. WENDY IS A GIRLBOSS AND EXCELS IN POLITICS AND IS IN KAHOOTS W THE PRESIDENT MAYBE EVEN HIS ASSISTANT???? IDK SOMETHING SOMETHING#NO BC THE ENDLESS H/CS#i'm sorry i blew up in this post op#BUT HNNGNGNNGNG STENDY ANGST IS SOME MF GOOD ASS FOOD
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Lucy lives!au where both lucy and desmond are tensely sitting on the fact that Clay Told Desmond She Is A Templar and neither of them know how to approach this without outing that fact to everyone (Desmond does not want his dad to kill her)
OUGHHHH.
and the way it completely flips the little power dynamic they had going on. because whether desmond likes it or not, whether he wants it or not, lucy's life is now completely at his mercy. one wrong word and. well. they're called assassins for a reason. and while i think there's multiple stories in the series of assassins becoming templars, there's basically none about templars becoming assassins (or assassins again) which tells you about all you need to know about how willing they'd be to let a "traitor" back into their little gang.
and that's just got to feel terrible, right? especially now that desmond knows. if he can just read between the lines of what lucy has told him about vidic from her perspective, what clay has shown him about how she was turned. terrible awful moment of realizing that it's playing out all over again; only now lucy owes her life to him for not giving her over to the assassins. i don't think desmond would like that at all.
and like. to me there is zero question that part of the reason lucy latched onto desmond more than she was probably supposed to according to the whole templar double-agent plan was that he was someone she had a modicum of control over. she was very much in control of the flow of information to him, he owed her for getting him out of abstergo, and in all likelihood, she probably intended to protect him from them as best he could (a track record which does not reflect well on her! considering what happened to clay! but i really do think she intended to.)
so, that is gone. not only is that gone, but her world's been up-ended, again. she's not a quite a templar, not quite an assassin, and oh, right, the sun is still going to explode, and they barely know how they're going to stop it. desmond was in a coma for who knows how long, and now he looks at her different. he knows. and now they're all going to be in close proximity with his dad and her mentor who will not risk the whole world for either of them, shaun's still being twitchy about 'what if desmond was a templar spy' with no idea how close and how far off that assumption is, and there's also that fucking alien isu ghost lady who tried to kill her through desmond! not a fun time for lucy, all things considered.
and like despite that, i think the old dynamic they had still remains. desmond relies on lucy. she's now proven that she's a completely unreliable anchor to reality, but still, she's the one he's got. they started this animus shit together; they're gonna finish it together. lucy is still trying to pull the incredible balancing act of pushing desmond far enough to get what they need without breaking him entirely, something that's getting harder and harder by the day because like. three. well, no, four, huh. haytham, too. so four memory dives in, there's... if not damage, then a disconnect. between desmond and reality. that can't be undone, only managed.
everything that happens already leaves their little team so isolated from the outside world, but alsjdlksa i fucking love the idea of lucy & desmond being even isolated from the other assassins. terrible secret gang.
#the best gift i can give to any character set is to shoot them with the isolated codependency beams#i think. let lucy live and desmond has someone to bounce his thoughts off of for 'fuck what if the assassins *can't* handle this'#in a way that might be. like. a little productive?#because okay cool isu tech might save them. they also have no guarantees that it will beyond like. hope and ghost alien lady's words.#i don't think lucy could convince desmond that abstergo/the templars want what's best.#but i do think that they could both pull each other closer to a middle ground.#like. abstergo bad. but they also fucking live there. on the planet. if the solar flare happens they die too. so like.#clearly they also want to stop it. to what extent is probably the questionable bit! they'd probably let the majority of humanity#get scorched to preserve what they want.#but undeniably. they have resources the assassins do not. lucy knows what those resources are.#keep her in the game and desmond knows what plan B is. whether or not it even comes down to using it.#thinks about them trying to plot this. and that lingering tension between them that exists because lucy lied once and might be lying now#and desmond is choosing to trust her while there's a ghost of clay in the back of his head screaming at him that he's an idiot#and they can't let any of the others catch on to the fact that they're even *considering* abstergo's resources as a possibility.#ask#i should have an ac tag#lucy stillman#desmond miles#puts them in the worst situations <3 because i love them <3#also i think desmond and lucy should get to kill vidic together. catharsis.
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whats your take on marcille and pattadols post canon friendship? they seem to hang out occasionally in a couple of post canon shorts and i was wondering if your beautiful mind has anything more to add? youre amazing 💖
☺️ aha thank you so much!!! Pattadol and Marcille are sooo interesting to me because like. I think Pattadol is who Marcille would have become if her parents had both been long-lived, and she never had a reason to question elven authority. The hardworking attitude, insistence on sticking to a very rigid set of principles, a little bit of vanity in wanting to be recognized for her efforts... the slightly ridiculous uptightness and neurotic attitude at times, though at heart they're both kind people who want the best for everyone in their own ways.
In the post-canon, I'm assuming that Pattadol has her own ambassador's quarters in either the castle or the inner city, and the two of them grab tea at the castle drawing room/garden/whatever. I think they talk shop, soundboard ideas off each other, and gossip/complain a little about incompetent colleagues/problems... I think they're each others' dream work friends, honestly. Polite, competent, friendly but never getting overly personal, fun and pleasant to talk to. The fact that Pattadol's 82 and a fairly young woman by elven standards also plays into it, I think -- Marcille hasn't had another elf friend along the same maturity range and professional level of experience, so this is probably nice for her!
What I would like to see is them eventually developing a closer relationship. I think a lot about the way Pattadol reassured Marcille that, because of her accomplishments, she'd have a pretty comfortable sentence as a Canary. About the way, while there was tension because of what was happening at the time, they were both immediately very polite to each other upon meeting and kind of?? got along/clicked immediately in some ways?? It feels like they have the same kind of standards for themselves and others (as well as general inexperience and slight insecurity about their own competency, which probably makes them feel at more or less an equal level with each other).
And I think that'd be good for both of them -- having someone else that they admire, who also admires them in return and recognizes their talents and hard work. There's a very unique kind of rapport you build with someone that you hold as an intellectual peer and can trust to give you feedback that's actually reliable and up to par. While they might both be too professional to really become super close friends who can always be open with each other, there's a very real and deep kind of companionship that forms from this kind of trust, and I hope that's the direction they're heading in.
It's also extra delicious if you add in the tension of Pattadol inherently being a foreign agent from a country that isn't necessarily friendly, but they end up with that strange trust anyway... not to mention the thought that she might find herself actually admiring how Melini is growing and trying to defend it when reporting back to the queen.
#happy for them!!#dungeon meshi manga spoilers#dungeon meshi spoilers#dungeon meshi#marcille donato#pattadol#uptight blonde women lovers unite#phd buddies who go for coffee sometimes#it's so funny that the first time i saw pattadol in daydream hour i was like?? that's not marcille is it?? face is different???#it's so underrated how they're each others' foils and mirrors in a ton of admittedly low-stakes but interesting ways...#these keep getting so long im so sorry#asks#i don't write about pattadol much in a little creature because i think they'd both rather die than have pattadol get roped into the drama#imagine her nervously watching marcille turn more and more into a wreck and just going...erm...im very sorry this is happening to you...#and she's genuine about it but it's so fucking awkward bc. both equally mortified by the extent of the farcille dyke drama#forgot to post this last night whoops#marcilleposting
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i dont want to step on anyones garden but i think saying 'ekko and Jinx surely fucked before the last episode' is a bit weird.
#did we see the same show?#Not denying they had fun or didnt bond#I just dont think you're supposed to... Have sex with a person after almost killing themselves#And i dont think watching a person commit suicide 4 almost 5 times before your eyes makes you want to fuck them later#Love timebomb but i think reducing this to 'they fucked' is a bit bland#Not only bland but even a bit disrespectful#Jinx about to kill herself and Burn down The Last Drop#Seeing Isha die#Seeing Vander “die” again#Being imprisioned#Dont you think they'd catch Up? Talk about stuff#Support each other???#OFC they can fuck i just dont think this is the timing#Unless we want another caitvi style sex scene
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>Find something labelled enemies to lovers
>Look inside
>The "enemies" in question are just rivals who sass each other
#whump#What happened to characters who want each other dead#Like legitimately#with actual attempts on the other's life#give me a character who killed another character's parents or something#not this lame ass “they hate each other but kiss in back alleys” shit#if they actually hated each other one would stab the other in their back alley make-out sesh and they'd fucking die
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everyone debates about elmike like oh they're the best of friends no they would never hang out on their own they don't even know each other, when the true answer, much like everything else about them, is that there is so so much and also nothing at all
#they're like siblings. not like. freakishly sweet siblings but like. normal siblings you know?#like a sibling is the most distant person you're ever close to. the most intimate stranger#we aren't in each other's lives by choice and if we could choose we probably still wouldn't choose each other#but also I absolutely can't live without you#I would confide my deepest fears and wants and secrets to you and you find that same confidante in me#but we never talk to each other about our interests and we don't care to hear about them either#everything about elmike is just so. everything and nothing#I love you enough I'd die for you and I don't know a thing about you#you're such an inescapable part of me but we're not even friends#like a blank wall in an otherwise filled bedroom#even though you make up a part of the structure of one of the most intimate spaces in my life there's still nothing of me there#like. do you get it. actually does this make any sense. I think I'm just saying shit#alright wrap it up guys everyone go home this post is actually just nonsense maybe#this is actually about how I view elmike in general though like they're everything and nothing they're so interesting and also so boring#like it's about the insaness of the fact they love each other that much they truly do albeit not romantically#but they don't KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT EACH OTHER. THEY'D DIE FOR EACH OTHER THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW EACH OTHERR#THAT'S THE TRAGEDY. THAT'S THE FUCK OF IT ALL#but also at the same time it's so boring because actually it's just every other bad middle school relationship#where you both haven't realized you're gay yet#so. elmike. everything and nothing#stranger things#el hopper#mike wheeler#elmike
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#lmfao me#polls#miriam delgado#joey wilson#capeshit#if this gets two votes i'd be pleased as punch#but god i love my two black-eyed honeys and i wonder if they'd like each other.....#i love falling for characters that no one gives a fuck about#i love having the kiss of death and the characters i fall for being guaranteed to die#i love having dowsing rods for heart ventricles
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Adore how Dr. Rights is established to fuck with people in far more direct ways than Kondraki atp. Rights will put harmful component on your desk and make it so you blow yourself up by igniting it. Kondraki sends one (1) fake as hell email and signs as Overseer 3.14
#sidebar but idk if its funnier to me that kon came up to her and went 'what if i do garlic cat piss for 83'#or that she made a bet for 5k that he'd do it and expected him to both fail and die#unhinged friendship#i don't know about shipping them per se but i feel like they'd be each others ride or die work friends#would donate kidneys to each other but also will hack acess card to fuck with it if it is 'justified'#scattering braincelles
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Considering the amount of extreme devotion and codependency to the point of disregarding clear red flags like "holy shit there's fuckin bodies in your lab" I'm slowly realizing that what Victor and Henry had going probably wouldn't have ended any other way than the death of one or both of them, eventually, Creature or not
#does anyone have the ''you two are perfect for each other but please don't get anyone else involved in whatever you do''#like honestly i feel like victor would end up fucking up somewhere either way and henry would just never question it#honestly dunno if they'd ever even confront each other about anything#they're ride or die babey#frankenstein#the modern prometheus#victor frankenstein#henry clerval
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my tav's dynamic with astarion would get more and more similar to gomez and morticia as the years went by.
except my tav would be gomez.
#you guys know that one scene in the beginning of one of the movies#the one where gomez is all like: “i would die for her. i would kill for her. either way what bliss”#that'd be them 20 years into whatever the fuck they got going on#i don't think they'd marry#but they'd be more devoted to each other than most married couples#(they might still refer to one another as spouses though. it's just not on paper)#bg3#astarion x tav
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the funniest thing about both of them being in love with him is that there's no one in that fuckin warehouse to go "REALLY? OF ALL PEOPLE?? HIM???"
(aka happy apparently eca #600, i have been doing this for so long lmao)
#eca orichird#daily eca#stickers calvin#scarlet rose#even if there was someone there to ask they'd unequivocally choose him. they love him (and each other <3)#meanwhile eca @ a tumblr bot dm: ''GO FUCK YOURSELF ASSHOLE EAT SHIT YOU'RE GONNA DIE ALONE I'LL MAKE SURE OF IT MYSELF-"
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And for bad oversharing medical news the arrhythmia from december never went away but I thought maybe the throat infection was still there right so that could be a reason but then I went to a specialist and not only is it practically cured (just lingering a bit) but my lungs sound fine as well! which means! the shortness of breath is probably something wrong with the oxygen in the bloodstream and the slight chest tightness is also extremely worrying I could only make an appointment to get it checked next friday and that sounds like way too long
#I know it's morbid but the only thing I can think about is how fucking mad I am at my parents and how I wish I had someone else to take care#of my things and burial if I were to die#they don't know me#they would do everything against my wishes because they never cared to listen#and Especially I am mad at my dad cause when this started he was around and I was really scared and upset and nearly crying and I told him#that I was considering going to the hospital right there and then and then he didn't. fucking say anything or ask if I was okay#they'll never listen anything just registers as crazy fucking kid having a tantrum again let's give her space leave her out of sight#And I had to Yell at him to stop telling me not to go to the hospital the next day and I mean Yell and he still said they'd deny it#that I was making it up if I had just been on my fucking own I wouldn't have double guessed myself on it and gone to the wrong specialist#and wasted time and gotten to the point where it's not like debilitating pain but constantly aware that it's there and I can only like eat#heart healthy shit that I don't even like and wait and god I am so upset at them why so I have to be alone and yet still be so tied to them#why pretend to care when I've said time and time again they're still hurting me like nearly everytime we see each other#Okay nevermind I actually Need to distract myself now usually confronting feelings is my favorite#but my body is telling me that if I want to cry I have to deal with it physically feeling like there's a hole between my ribs so#I'll hold off on it#I'll be fine#god going to sleep has been the absolute worse#delete later
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I know this must be a weird ask, you don't have to respond if you want but how would a poly relationship work with Jean and Harry? Like in general, not really specifics about who is with them or anything just like how a dynamic would work when they are still in the very codependent relationship but then they both fall for the same person. Am I the only one who sees the similarities to Rene and Gaston(?), Like that's how their relationship will end up.
NOT A WEIRD ASK I LOVE WHAT-IFS
since you're specifying the codependency i'm assuming we're talking a pre-martinaise j/h so that's how i'll be answering. i can definitely see where you're coming from about rene and gaston with the whole "constantly bickering rivals who both repressed the fact that they loved the other" thing but i feel like describing j/h as "in love" (the way rene & gaston were described) is a little too generous for a relationship that is based first and foremost off necessity and convenience. however the end of the rene & gaston situation definitely feels like how j/h could have ended if they both lived to that age without killing themselves or each other.
anyway like... i can't see them being able to rope a 3rd person into their bullshit. not without heavy coercion or substance abuse or some complicating 3rd factor because they genuinely are so toxic and fucked up that idk who could possibly want to be in the middle of that. BUT if it did happen, you have to keep in mind that harry is in control in the j/h dynamic. jean can bitch and moan all he wants but at the end of the day, what harry says goes-- he's got tangible authority at work + he's a decade older than jean + that's just the way their personalities collide. so it doesn't actually matter if jean likes this hypothetical 3rd person: if harry wants them involved he's gonna get them involved. and i can't see jean as wanting anyone else involved, so it would almost definitely be harry forcing it with someone he likes and jean doesn't care for.
harry takes up all the oxygen in any given room so it's going to be jean + Hypothetical Third supplicating to harry, essentially, and jean is going to make it known that he is NOT happy about sharing, but he's gonna put up with it anyway because harry threatens to leave him if he doesn't (harry wouldn't actually leave jean, they're too deeply enmeshed, there's too much between them. but he has no problem threatening to.) and neither jean nor harry will ever say they're in a relationship because that would be GAY, but they sure act like it, because if one of them ever gets attention from anyone else, the other one will immediately get jealous and defensive and possibly try to drive that 3rd away. even if they managed to get a 3rd involved who they did both like, i still think they'd be like 80% about each other and maybe a generous 20% towards that 3rd, so the 3rd would have to tolerate that. i guess also calling back to rene & gaston yeah i could definitely see them trying to take the Hypothetical Third for their own, but they'd be doing that to make the other jealous, not because they actually wanted the Third. anything that happens with that Third will always have some element of "is he looking? what is he thinking? what is he feeling?" like in the end it will always come down to the two of them and no one else.
#genuinely i can see harry going off and fucking somebody and the whole time just thinking#'how is jean gonna react when i tell him about this?'#harry straight up lying about hookups/relationships to see how jealous jean gets.#and they'll never admit to it. they'd rather die then admit they have any kind of formal relationship#also with luiga saying jean is possibly schizoid i don't see jean wanting to form a close relationship with someone else#like he just wouldn't be interested in that effort and added social complication#with harry there are no expectations of normalcy so he feels safer there. no pressure to perform a Normal Relationship(tm)#which i think would add to the jealousy.#like. harry is My Guy. i don't care about people but i picked This Guy and he's Mine so fuck off. respect my ownership of my One Guy.#POTENTIAL FOR JEAN AND KIM CONFLICT LATER DOWN THE LINE WITH THAT but we arent talking abt post martinaise rn.#i promise this isnt a weird ask this was really fun to think about#the conclusion is that it would somehow complicate their fucked up Thing even more than it's already complicated#that third person would really just become a tool for jean and harry to attack each other more.#goddd they are so fucked up. they suck so fucking bad. they need to be euthanized#hdb meta#jv meta#kiwipost#jean vicquemare#harry du bois#ask
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the tonal whiplash of the first few eps of ofmd s2 is INSANE like how am i supposed to focus on any other subplot when ed and izzy are over here killing themselves in front of each other to change the directory of their lives forever?????????
#i woke up way too early today and i was like 'ok might as well watch the new season' since ive got nothin else to do#was not expecting to comment on it at all because im not super into the show#and im honestly still not but like. what the actual fuck is up with these two i'm kind of laughing just at the absurdity of it all#like what do you MEAN they'd maim each other but would rather die than live without each other#why were there like FOUR SUICIDE ATTEMPTS????#willow whispers#our flag means death#our flag means death spoilers
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